I forgot how much I like Matt Cullen.  All season he's been playing better and better.  He reminded me by getting an assist (treat!) and a goal (another treat!) last night.  I like him a lot but how can Rutuu not be my favorite.  Roo! Roo!


Cullen went into the boards at the end of the game yesterday and when he left the ice he was kind of holding his arm funny.  I hope that he's OK.



You Are 6% Evil



You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.

Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!



See Mom!  I knew I was good!  I knew it!

I confess to the following:
  • I've kissed someone I shouldn't be kissing -- I still think that Everyone Loves Goldens.  Doesn't everyone want my kisses?  They should!  I think that it is them -- those people who do not want my kisses -- who have a problem.  
  • I've killed a bug   -- No explanation here.  I ate it too.
  • I've shoplifted or stolen from someone -- If they put the stuff at PetsMart at dog level and invite me in, what am I to think?   Clearly it's for me if they set it out like that.


Tonight I watched the Carolina Hurricanes play the New York Rangers. The beginning of the game was uneventful but Ryan Bayda scored about halfway through the first period while I was watching.  Mom said,"Woo hoo!" and Hannah and I each got a treat.  


Tuomo Rutuu, one of my favorite players, got an assist on Bayda's.   I like Rutuu a lot.  I especially like it when everyone goes "Roo!" when they see him.  I can go Roo! 

Then, in the third period, Rutuu scored.  I was so excited!  Another treat for me!  

Oh, no victory treat tonight.  The Hurricanes scored twice but the Rangers scored three times.  Bummer.




Monday poem

Tennis balls
bouncing, rolling, flying
towards me


This morning I worked on removing the squeaker from Hannah's toy.  I love to remove squeakers and normally do that promptly.  I think that Hannah may have hidden this toy from me though because I know that it's been in the house for a while now and somehow the squeaker remained intact. 



Dequeaking completed.


Last week I wrote about my fears of being contaminated by unsafe peanut butter. My fears were well founded.

Virginia Firm Confirmed As Source of Salmonella - WSJ.com: "On Tuesday, PetSmart Inc. recalled seven of its Grreat Choice Dog Biscuit products that contain peanut paste made by Peanut Corp. PetSmart said it wasn't aware of any cases of pets becoming ill from the products but has recalled them as a precautionary measure"

The FDA news release lists the details.





Your International Spy Name is Anaconda Frost



Your Code Name: Kneecaps



You Reside in: Berlin



Why You're a Good Spy: You're good with gadgets



Emma Warhol


Mom made this for me using FotoFlexer.


This photo of me was taken this weekend when we had weather much colder than normal for this area.  We had a fire in the fireplace.  Good stuff.


The other day, I mentioned that I ate a clementine and that I enjoyed it.  I asked Mom and Dad to help me create a video to show you how I do this.  I love clementines.  They are very good -- sweet and juicy!






Snow day

snow crunches under
my feet and gets into
my eyes.  white beauty





Today is Inauguration Day and in support of our new President, I have created a poster of me in the style made famous by artist Shepard Fairey.  


See my other odes to the inauguration in my Presidential Gallery.



Monday poem

I feel faint
It is past dinner time 
Feed me now


Oh peanut butter
Sticky goodness in my mouth
Innocent treat


Peanut butter is one of my favorite foods.  (Truth be told,  I really like most foods except for limes.  Limes are icky. )  I was horrified to hear that peanut butter is making people sick.  Two years ago ConAgra got into trouble for salmonella contaminated peanut butter and here we are again in 2009 with salmonella in our peanut butter.  People really need to be more careful with our food supply.  Innocent dogs could be harmed.  I am worried that my treats will be affected by Mom assures me that they will not be.  I know that Mom means well but with the investigations expanding, it's hard to say.   For the time being, I may need to avoid peanut butter treats.


It was pretty cold here yesterday so I lay on the bed downstairs, curled up, and started to work on a song.  This should be sung to the tune of Elvis is Everywhere.  I particularly like the part about me being a "perfect being" and the part about Emmalution.  Good stuff, eh?
Emma is Everywhere
lyrics by Emma

When I look out into your eyes out there, 
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Emma
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Emma is everywhere, man!
She's in everything.
She's in everybody...

Emma is in your jeans.
She's in your cheesburgers
Emma is in Nutty Buddies!
Emma is in your mom!

She's in everybody.
she's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Emma in 'em too

Emma is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Emma in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Emma.
The Anti-Emma

Anti-Emma got no Emma in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Emma in him.

And Emma is in Joan Rivers
but she's trying to get out, man!
She's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Who built the pyramids?
EMMA!
Who built Stonehenge?
EMMA!

Yeah, man you see gals
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to EMMA!
EMMA! EMMA!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Emma needs boats.
Emma needs boats.
Emma Emma Emma
Emma Emma Emma
Emma needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Emma!
Captain Emma!
Commodore Emma it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Emma.
Emma!
Everybody in outer space looks like Emma.
Cause Emma is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Emmaness

Soon all will become Emma.
Everything everywhere will be Emma.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Emmalution!
Emmalution!

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Emma inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Emma, heal me!"
"Save me, Emma!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Emma light"

That's right!
You've got that Emma inside of ya
and she's talkin to ya
She says she wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!


Friday night finds me sitting patiently while Dad grooms me.  It's rough having all of this fur sometimes.  My fluffiness does have it's advantages though:

  • It's soft and people want to pet me
  • It's beautiful and people want to pet me
  • It's warm so that in the winter I'm all comfy even when it's really cold outside and Mom rides her bike in the house

I am feeling bad for Hannah.  She licked and licked and licked her leg and I told her not to do it.  Now she has an owie and Mom put green wrap on it.  Hannah was walking around like she has a broken leg or something after that.  This morning, her owie looks better so Mom is going to let her have the wrap off for now but if she starts licking, I think that she will have to wear it again.

Tonight the Hurricanes play the Sabres.  Go Canes!

Note to self:  Photoshoot


  1. Remind Mom to take pictures of me this weekend.
  2. Set up slide show with pictures of me and post to blog
  3. Decide if photos of Hannah should be included in slide show
  4. Be sure to ask to go outside as soon as Dad starts a DVD.  (He likes that.)


Red box

This morning mom was getting some movies to watch this weekend.  I guess it's too cold for her to ride her bike outside or something.  Anyway, she was going to get what she calls "stoopid movies" to watch while she is on her bike inside.  I reserved Dog Gone for her.  She should like that don't you think?  The star is clearly a lovely golden retriever.  Who wouldn't like it?


Oh, and I had a clementine this morning.  I like them.


Four Treats

Last night Mom and Dad ditched us. Mom came home and we heard John Forsland's voice. A while later, mom yelled "Woo Hoo!" and put both hands up. We all went to the kitchen and got a treat. Mom did that a few more times.

I check the paper. Matt Cullen, Tuomu Rutuu, Eric Staal, and Scott Walker scored. Thanks guys!


Dad was at the game. When he came home, Mom shoved me (how rude!) and told me to go and get him. He knows is way upstairs! Geez.

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