Emma is Everywhere

It was pretty cold here yesterday so I lay on the bed downstairs, curled up, and started to work on a song.  This should be sung to the tune of Elvis is Everywhere.  I particularly like the part about me being a "perfect being" and the part about Emmalution.  Good stuff, eh?
Emma is Everywhere
lyrics by Emma

When I look out into your eyes out there, 
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Emma
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Emma is everywhere, man!
She's in everything.
She's in everybody...

Emma is in your jeans.
She's in your cheesburgers
Emma is in Nutty Buddies!
Emma is in your mom!

She's in everybody.
she's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Emma in 'em too

Emma is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Emma in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Emma.
The Anti-Emma

Anti-Emma got no Emma in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Emma in him.

And Emma is in Joan Rivers
but she's trying to get out, man!
She's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Who built the pyramids?
EMMA!
Who built Stonehenge?
EMMA!

Yeah, man you see gals
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to EMMA!
EMMA! EMMA!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Emma needs boats.
Emma needs boats.
Emma Emma Emma
Emma Emma Emma
Emma needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Emma!
Captain Emma!
Commodore Emma it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Emma.
Emma!
Everybody in outer space looks like Emma.
Cause Emma is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Emmaness

Soon all will become Emma.
Everything everywhere will be Emma.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Emmalution!
Emmalution!

Emma is everywhere
Emma is everything
Emma is everybody
Emma is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Emma inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Emma, heal me!"
"Save me, Emma!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Emma light"

That's right!
You've got that Emma inside of ya
and she's talkin to ya
She says she wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!


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